"Taking himself seriously, so you don't have to."

Interlocking Electro-Gyro Designs

Posted by on Nov 4, 2017 in Drawings, Inventions | 0 comments

Simple designs for the Interlocking Electro-Gyros, circa Fall 2014, including measurements, materials, and various potential interlocking mechanisms. (I eventually settled for Velcro.)

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“Impractical Pour” Schematics No. 2

Posted by on Oct 27, 2017 in Inventions | 0 comments

Working schematics for the “Impractical Pour”, including materials and measurements.

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“Impractical Pour” Schematics No. 1

Posted by on Oct 27, 2017 in Inventions | 0 comments

Early designs for the “Impractical Pour”.

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“Standing Staff” & Tobacco Pipe Designs

Posted by on Oct 21, 2017 in Drawings, Inventions | 0 comments

Simple designs for a tobacco pipe and “Standing Staff”. The gyroscope within the staff may require restrictions on its rotation to ensure balance, in addition to a few other engineering challenges.

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3-Dimensional Television Schematic #2

Posted by on Sep 22, 2017 in Inventions | 0 comments

This is the much more accessible, stripped-down version of this project. Again, the device (both the capture apparatus and the product) is merely an arrangement of presently-available technology.

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3-Dimensional Television Schematic #1

Posted by on Sep 20, 2017 in Inventions | 0 comments

This is the first conceptual design for a 3-dimensional television: a curved, cylindrical box that would allow you to watch a subject from many angles, depending on where you looked at it. If, for example, there was a guy playing guitar, you could see him from the front at one angle, then walk to the other side of the device and see him play from the back.

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Electro-Gyro, version 1.0

Posted by on Mar 1, 2015 in Featured, Inventions, Video | 1 comment

Turn on the switch and the gyro spins in a set position. Pick it up and twist it to feel the resistance of the angular momentum.

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The “Impractical Pour”

Posted by on May 15, 2014 in Featured, Inventions, Video | 1 comment

Fulfilled my Senior moniker, “Most Likely to Invent Something Useless”.
GT: 1. World: 0.

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